Pay No Attention to the Web Developers Behind the Curtain!

The ABOARD web site was developed by Phil Garrow and Caitlin Freeman, two individuals on the autism spectrum, and co-owners of SEOPittsburgh.com,
a Search Engine Optimization and web site development company.

If you have found us here, you are very clever

Maybe too clever…

If you are so clever, we would like to ask you some Seldom Asked Questions.

Our SAQ (not an FAQ!)

  • What is the maximum air speed of an unladen swallow (a European swallow, not an African swallow)?
  • Who put the Bop in the Bop-She-Bop?

With its corollary:

  • Who put the Ram in the Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong?

And if you are so smart:

  • Why do fools fall in love?

Too hard for you?

Maybe you found this web page by magic. Maybe you are a genie who can grant wishes.

Here is our Existential Wish List

  1. Peace in the Middle East.
  2. The end to world hunger.
  3. A balanced U.S. budget.
  4. The cure for morning breath!

We know that genies generally can grant only three wishes (why is that?), but that fourth one is REALLY important!

Thanks for stopping by. We hope you enjoy the site.

Phil and Caitlin

  • Autism Resources

  • Santa Visits

    Autism Friendly Santa Visits
    South Hills Village and
    Monroeville                                                     Westmoreland Mall                                            Ross Park Mall
    November 16, 2014                                        December 6, 2014                                                December 7, 2014
    9:30 a.m. – 11:30 a.m.                                   8:00 a.m. – 10:00 a.m.                                     9:00 a.m. – 11:00 a.m.
    please scroll through to select the correct location and time
  • Epilepsy and Autism 101

    Epilepsy and Autism 101

    Presented by

    Miya Asato MD and Bilal Sitwat MD

    November 21, 2014

    10:00 a.m. – 1:30 p.m.

    Autism Connection of PA

    35 Wilson Street #101

    Pittsburgh, PA 15223

    REGISTER HERE

  • Run for a Reason

    Raise funds towards our mission of being a lifeline for families and individuals affected by autism

    Run any of the races for us during marathon weekend:

    • Full marathon
    • Half marathon
    • Marathon relay
    • 5k
    • 1 mile kids fun run (run with your child!)

    For more information, please contact Jennifer at autismrunpgh@gmail.com

     

  • ASD IS NEW TO ME

    Presented by: Norma Farruggia, MS. Ed.

    Lunch and “Natural Ways To Handle Stress”
    provided by: The Foundation of Wellness Professionals

    REGISTER HERE

    December 2, 2014

    10:00 a.m. – 2:00 p.m.

    Act 48 and Social Workers Credits Available

    Autism Connection of PA

    35 Wilson Street #101

    Pittsburgh, PA 15223

  • Two Shows from The Pittsburgh Ballet Theater