Pay No Attention to the Web Developers Behind the Curtain!

The ABOARD web site was developed by Phil Garrow and Caitlin Freeman, two individuals on the autism spectrum, and co-owners of SEOPittsburgh.com,
a Search Engine Optimization and web site development company.

If you have found us here, you are very clever

Maybe too clever…

If you are so clever, we would like to ask you some Seldom Asked Questions.

Our SAQ (not an FAQ!)

  • What is the maximum air speed of an unladen swallow (a European swallow, not an African swallow)?
  • Who put the Bop in the Bop-She-Bop?

With its corollary:

  • Who put the Ram in the Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong?

And if you are so smart:

  • Why do fools fall in love?

Too hard for you?

Maybe you found this web page by magic. Maybe you are a genie who can grant wishes.

Here is our Existential Wish List

  1. Peace in the Middle East.
  2. The end to world hunger.
  3. A balanced U.S. budget.
  4. The cure for morning breath!

We know that genies generally can grant only three wishes (why is that?), but that fourth one is REALLY important!

Thanks for stopping by. We hope you enjoy the site.

Phil and Caitlin

  • Autism Resources

  • NEW! Monthly Grandparent Support Group

    Monthly Grandparent Group

    Fourth Monday of every month
    beginning June 23, 2014
    10:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.

    REGISTER HERE

     

     

     

  • NEW! I've Been Bullied Too Group

    I’ve Been Bullied Too

    Have you been picked on at school or another place?

    Get together with others who understand.  Talk a bit about your experiences, or just listen to others.  Then together, we will think about how to make positive changes as a group and not feel so alone.

    Thursday, June 26, 2014

    11:00 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.

    REGISTER HERE

  • Adult Life Doesn't Come With an IEP

    Adult Life Doesn’t Come With an IEP

    Presented by

    Dr. Christopher Scott Wyatt

    Monday, June 30, 2014

    9:30  a.m. – 12:30 p.m.

    Autism Connection of PA

    35 Wilson Street #101

    Pittsburgh, PA 15223

    REGISTER HERE

     

  • Free MCHAT Training

     

    FREE class for teachers,
    nurses, childcare workers,
    or other professionals.
    Thursday July 24, 2014
    9:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.
    35 Wilson Street, Suite 101
    Pittsburgh, PA 15223
  • Stay Tuned For More!

    • More events in our community room
    • Rowing and outdoor events
    • Programs with the Pittsburgh Ballet
    • Fall Conference